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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[hacker]

Is there a secret third option?

[axeyou]

What makes you think you're special enough to get a secret third option?

[retrofire]

Noodle baby

anon text;

[nightride]

new-dle

[axeyou]

That's not on the list

[but also, she laughed.]

not even a little bit anon text;

[retrofire]

Nice.

Seconded.

[alsohawkeye]

Why choose? I like 'floppy noodle baby'.

[axeyou]

Too long.

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[cestrumnocturnum]

I think they're both insensitive

text.

[axeyou]

Do you know what I think? I think that's not a vote. But thanks for telling me something I already know.

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[servomotor]

FLOPPY BABY

APPARENTLY ALREADY SANK INTO MY SUBCONSCIOUS A SHORT WHILE AGO

WHEN DID YOU PUT IT INTO CIRCULATION?

SHOULD I BE CONCERNED I'M STILL IN THE MATRIX

[alsohawkeye]

You should be concerned that your capslock key is broken.

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[axeyou]

Good. I like you. I like you so much I'm not going to string you along with that theory like I could.

Don't be concerned. Just be happy that you're on the better side.

[echopraxia]

I don't talk about them.

( way harsh, tai. )

[axeyou]

Liar.

[ex_spins462]

"The newly unplugged."

[axeyou]

What about them.

[scission]

I suppose the connotations of "baby" are reasonably fitting.

[axeyou]

Bald and a little whiny and stupid, yeah.

Good choice.

[paracosmic]

[this is ...funny.]

neither. but if i had to choose, noodle.

[axeyou]

Oh my god, not you too. No one here has any taste.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Thanks for the welcome.

I prefer "floppy baby". "Noodle" doesn't make sense. Noodles are long and skinny and not very people-shaped, even bald and floppy people.

[axeyou]

Wow, you really thought about it. I think most people were just answering off the top of their heads but you had reasons.

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[sfoils]

Noodles come with wine sauce and a piece of bread to mop them up, so I'll have to go with 'floppy baby'.

[ And now Wedge is hungry. ]

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[axeyou]

Yeah, I've been using the food argument. But I guess babies could come with wine sauce, too.