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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

I'll help:

If I ever actually see your dick, Petey, I'm going to cut it off and stuff it down your throat. Not that you'll notice much of a difference. It's hard to miss something so small.


I bet they'll get the right idea now.

[retrofire]

I don't know, I'd say that still lacks clarity. Some of the species where I'm from would call that flirting.

[axeyou]

I'd be happy to do an explicit demonstration.

[retrofire]

Pass.

[axeyou]

Too bad. I was kind of looking forward to it.

I guess they're just going to have to take my word for it.