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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

Now you just sound stupid.

Everyone knows that bald and naked is so much funnier than limp and gooey. Limp and gooey is one of the most annoying parts of everyone's little rehab stint.

[hacker]

Yeah hence the trying to laugh about it. The whole thing sucks, we can at least make the worst parts funny.

[axeyou]

Why would we do that when we could just laugh at bald and naked?

[hacker]

Because there are situations for people to be bald and naked when they aren't new?

[axeyou]

Yeah. And those situations are pretty funny too.

I laugh, anyways.

[hacker]

it's great that you have such a positive attitude

[axeyou]

Yeah, that's what I'm known for. My positive attitude.