text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

That's a dick joke. Your dick is super small.

[retrofire]

Enough with the dick jokes already, we get it, my dick is super small except for the part where it totally isn't

Why so fixated on my dick, anyway? People are going to get the wrong idea
sweet cheeks

[axeyou]

I'll help:

If I ever actually see your dick, Petey, I'm going to cut it off and stuff it down your throat. Not that you'll notice much of a difference. It's hard to miss something so small.


I bet they'll get the right idea now.

[retrofire]

I don't know, I'd say that still lacks clarity. Some of the species where I'm from would call that flirting.

[axeyou]

I'd be happy to do an explicit demonstration.

[retrofire]

Pass.

[axeyou]

Too bad. I was kind of looking forward to it.

I guess they're just going to have to take my word for it.