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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

What makes you think you're special enough to get a secret third option?

[hacker]

free will mostly

[axeyou]

Come on. If there's one thing we've all learned, it's that none of us are that special. Free will or no free will.

[hacker]

I don't think it's a special thing I think it's all the options suck so nobody has to settle for them thing.

[axeyou]

So what's yours?

[hacker]

I'm feeling something involving slime.

[axeyou]

Slime is better than babies? Please. Slime skips the part where everyone comes out all naked and bald and gross.

[hacker]

Uhhh limp and gooey is pretty much the worst of it. Who cares about bald and naked?

[axeyou]

Now you just sound stupid.

Everyone knows that bald and naked is so much funnier than limp and gooey. Limp and gooey is one of the most annoying parts of everyone's little rehab stint.

[hacker]

Yeah hence the trying to laugh about it. The whole thing sucks, we can at least make the worst parts funny.

[axeyou]

Why would we do that when we could just laugh at bald and naked?

[hacker]

Because there are situations for people to be bald and naked when they aren't new?

[axeyou]

Yeah. And those situations are pretty funny too.

I laugh, anyways.

[hacker]

it's great that you have such a positive attitude

[axeyou]

Yeah, that's what I'm known for. My positive attitude.