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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

Wow, slow down. You're not the only insane guy I've ever met, you know.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I didn't say I was, I was just offering the option. Are you saying you prefer the company of insanity?

[sfoils]

Birds of a feather flock together, Luke.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Not everyone subscribes to our brand of insanity, Wedge. That's how people get killed.

[axeyou]

Ooh, you guys have brands. That's so exciting.

Where I'm from, they never let us feel that special. But that's okay. It wasn't real anyways. And I bet I can still keep up.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I'm sure you can, but you probably wouldn't want to. Where I'm from, being special often meant you were the first one sent in to die. You didn't miss much.

[axeyou]

Oh please, I know all about that.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Then I'm sorry. You've been in a war?

[axeyou]

No. A Game. But it was nice and bloody. So yours was a war?

1/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

A bloody game?! That sounds horrific.

2/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[He was so horrified he forgot to reply to the war thing.]

Yes, it was a civil war that was still going last I saw. I helped lead a rebellion.

[axeyou]

It was a Game.

I bet you're glad your war wasn't real. What a relief.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

It was almost over. We were winning.

I'm not so sure it's a relief.

[axeyou]

Why wouldn't it be a relief? A war that isn't actually happening is one less thing for you to worry about.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Because if the war wasn't real, then it means everything else wasn't real.

[axeyou]

Guess what?

It wasn't.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Luke never responds to this message.]

[sfoils]

Cut it out.

[axeyou]

Why? It's true.

[sfoils]

Not the way you're saying it.

[axeyou]

Oh, please. How else should I say it? It wasn't real. Do I have to be nice about it?

[sfoils]

I'm not asking you to be nice about it, I'm asking you to shut up.

[axeyou]

And I'm refusing.

[sfoils]

You're just playing right into their hands, you know.

[axeyou]

What the hell are you talking about. I know you're waiting for me to ask.