text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[retrofire]

Your eyes were definitely unresponsive to light for at least 5 seconds

[ Jk he didn't check. Also he doesn't know what that'd mean, he doesn't know shit about eyeballs. ]

But it's cool, it's fine. You can turn it into a new dance. A newdle dance, if you will.

[hacker]

I hate your guts
And congratulations because you are the first person I've ever really said that to so like
put that on your mantel or something

[retrofire]

Yeah but you still felt like saying it to other people right
Only sort of counts

Still going on my mantel.

[hacker]

trust me they've got nothing on you

[retrofire]

still gonna take it as a compliment

but seriously if you need help working on your dance moves, let me know.

[hacker]

so public humiliation is your strategy for landing a date?

[retrofire]

Hey, slow down. Nobody said anything about a date.

[hacker]

right. "dance lessons."
just keep digging that hole, quill

[retrofire]

I'll have you know I'm a certified dance instructor.
Got an actual certificate and everything

says "Peter Quill, AKA Star-Lord, AKA Lord of the Dance"
signed by the council

[hacker]

Ok putting Michael Flatley out of business I can respect that.

[retrofire]

Michael Who?

[hacker]

The actual Lord of the
You know what? Never mind. The Council's certificates are worth about as much to me as a steak in the Matrix is to you so like
cool story bro

[retrofire]

You're telling me there's someone on Earth who actually goes by "Lord of the Dance"

[ never mind yourself ]

[hacker]

There sure is.
Aren't you glad you got abducted?

[retrofire]

No, think I'd still rather go with Earth.

The one that isn't real, anyway. The real Earth sucks.

[hacker]

God tell me about it. I just want a hamburger.
There is an army of vegans in fake Earth right now who would be so smug if they knew what real Earth was like

[retrofire]

Minus all the dead animals. That might bum them out a little.

[hacker]

Yeah I guess that'd kinda put a damper on things.