text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

No. A Game. But it was nice and bloody. So yours was a war?

1/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

A bloody game?! That sounds horrific.

2/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[He was so horrified he forgot to reply to the war thing.]

Yes, it was a civil war that was still going last I saw. I helped lead a rebellion.

[axeyou]

It was a Game.

I bet you're glad your war wasn't real. What a relief.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

It was almost over. We were winning.

I'm not so sure it's a relief.

[axeyou]

Why wouldn't it be a relief? A war that isn't actually happening is one less thing for you to worry about.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Because if the war wasn't real, then it means everything else wasn't real.

[axeyou]

Guess what?

It wasn't.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Luke never responds to this message.]

[sfoils]

Cut it out.

[axeyou]

Why? It's true.

[sfoils]

Not the way you're saying it.

[axeyou]

Oh, please. How else should I say it? It wasn't real. Do I have to be nice about it?

[sfoils]

I'm not asking you to be nice about it, I'm asking you to shut up.

[axeyou]

And I'm refusing.

[sfoils]

You're just playing right into their hands, you know.

[axeyou]

What the hell are you talking about. I know you're waiting for me to ask.

[sfoils]

About the stuff in there not mattering out here.

It's lies. All of it.

[axeyou]

It's not.

Because it didn't happen. Did you miss the part where you got unplugged and flushed out all floppy baby naked and bald and stupid? Did you miss the part where you lived a whole life while you were really just jacked into a program?

[sfoils]

Then what name did you chose?

[axeyou]

What?

[sfoils]

Your name. Was is it?

[axeyou]

Johanna Mason. Why.

[sfoils]

That's not a Zion name.

[axeyou]

It's my name. And I'm in Zion. So now it's a Zion name.

Anything else?