text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

anon text;

[nightride]

new-dle

[axeyou]

That's not on the list

[but also, she laughed.]

[nightride]

sure it is. if you're talking.

[axeyou]

What do you mean, if I'm talking?

[nightride]

that's a general you. if one happens to be talking.

[axeyou]

As long as it's not me you

How long did it take you to come up with that one?

[nightride]

i don't know. i just figured they're noodles because they're new. and floppy, like you said.
is that not where that came from?

[axeyou]

It's almost clever. It just needs something about babies.

[nightride]

you already don't like FNB - what else is there?

[axeyou]

Floppy baby.

Obviously.

[nightride]

nah

[axeyou]

Really.

Why not.

[nightride]

it's a little insulting.
'noodle' is just goofy. it doesn't really mean anything.

not even a little bit anon text;

[retrofire]

Nice.

Seconded.

stubbornly anon forever (literally no one cares, driver, come on);

[nightride]

thanks. your support means a lot to me.

(peter cares)

[retrofire]

You're welcome, person who is weirdly and totally unnecessarily anonymous

Let me guess, you're afraid your enemies'll use your noodle baby politics against you, so you're playing it safe.

That's a smart move. Heard that's what did Nixon in.

my hero

[nightride]

ah yes, the infamous noodlegate scandal

[retrofire]

I would've gone with babygate

[nightride]

wow, you're right. i fucked up.

[retrofire]

Unless babygate just makes people think of actual baby gates. Slightly less cool.

[nightride]

watergate doesn't make you think of a gate in water for half a second?

[retrofire]

I never think that literally. Makes things boring.

Unless we're talking about baby gates, apparently
what the hell does a gate in water do

don't people call those dams??

[nightride]

i guess so

[He is now thinking of baby gates in the water. What the hell is this conversation, and why is he still having it?]

[retrofire]

What do you mean you guess so how is that an I guess so question
Are you from some weird place without any dams

Are you from a waterless planet

[nightride]

really?
i crack wise about nixon and you're asking me where i'm from?