text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[retrofire]

Didn't think I'd have to ask

[axeyou]

Pete.

[retrofire]

Well that's just embarrassing

For you, I mean. That's embarrassing for you.

p.s.
don't call me Pete

[axeyou]

I don't see how it's embarrassing for me. But it is too late for you.

Pete.

[retrofire]

It's embarrassing because it's boring, I expected better of you

p.s. sweet cheeks
p.p.s. sugar lips
p.p.p.s. doe eyes

[axeyou]

Hey, how about this one


Tiny dick

[retrofire]

Inaccurate.

[axeyou]

No it isn't.

[retrofire]

You wanna find out? We can place bets.

[axeyou]

But Pete, I don't have a magnifying glass

1/2

[retrofire]

Ha ha

Last time I heard an insult that good I was on Terra

[retrofire]

I was 8 the last time I was on Terra
that's the joke
your humor is super lame
like an 8 year olds

[axeyou]

And I bet you're the same size now as you were back then

[axeyou]

That's a dick joke. Your dick is super small.

[retrofire]

Enough with the dick jokes already, we get it, my dick is super small except for the part where it totally isn't

Why so fixated on my dick, anyway? People are going to get the wrong idea
sweet cheeks

[axeyou]

I'll help:

If I ever actually see your dick, Petey, I'm going to cut it off and stuff it down your throat. Not that you'll notice much of a difference. It's hard to miss something so small.


I bet they'll get the right idea now.

[retrofire]

I don't know, I'd say that still lacks clarity. Some of the species where I'm from would call that flirting.

[axeyou]

I'd be happy to do an explicit demonstration.

[retrofire]

Pass.

[axeyou]

Too bad. I was kind of looking forward to it.

I guess they're just going to have to take my word for it.