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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

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[cestrumnocturnum]

I think they're both insensitive

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[axeyou]

Do you know what I think? I think that's not a vote. But thanks for telling me something I already know.

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[cestrumnocturnum]

oh

well noodle is a little cute so I will vote for noodle
baby is demeaning

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[axeyou]

Guess what? I also know it's demeaning.

But that's your argument? When noodles are a thing you eat? Talk about demeaning.

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[cestrumnocturnum]

I'm not arguing I'm voting
but it is the lesser of the two
did you know that the French call people food names out of endearment

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[axeyou]

Uh-huh. Like what. Like noodle?