text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

(peter cares)

[retrofire]

You're welcome, person who is weirdly and totally unnecessarily anonymous

Let me guess, you're afraid your enemies'll use your noodle baby politics against you, so you're playing it safe.

That's a smart move. Heard that's what did Nixon in.

my hero

[nightride]

ah yes, the infamous noodlegate scandal

[retrofire]

I would've gone with babygate

[nightride]

wow, you're right. i fucked up.

[retrofire]

Unless babygate just makes people think of actual baby gates. Slightly less cool.

[nightride]

watergate doesn't make you think of a gate in water for half a second?

[retrofire]

I never think that literally. Makes things boring.

Unless we're talking about baby gates, apparently
what the hell does a gate in water do

don't people call those dams??

[nightride]

i guess so

[He is now thinking of baby gates in the water. What the hell is this conversation, and why is he still having it?]

[retrofire]

What do you mean you guess so how is that an I guess so question
Are you from some weird place without any dams

Are you from a waterless planet

[nightride]

really?
i crack wise about nixon and you're asking me where i'm from?

[retrofire]

Hey I don't know your life
maybe Nixon's just a program to you
maybe you extracted Nixon

knowing Nixon doesn't guarantee jack shit

[nightride]

"maybe you extracted Nixon"

[retrofire]

I don't appreciate those sarcastic quotes

[nightride]

good thing i got your vote already, huh

[retrofire]

yeah I'm retracting that vote

can't vote for a non-entity anyway
you should at least get a pseudonym going for election purposes

[nightride]

i'm Noodle
apparently

[retrofire]

Well screw that, I'm not voting for someone named Noodle

[nightride]

your loss.