text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

Floppy baby.

Obviously.

[nightride]

nah

[axeyou]

Really.

Why not.

[nightride]

it's a little insulting.
'noodle' is just goofy. it doesn't really mean anything.

[axeyou]

I know it's insulting. Thanks.

Do you know what noodles are?

[nightride]

they're food.
or brains. use your noodle.

[axeyou]

You don't think calling people food is insulting?

[nightride]

sure, sometimes. in this case, not really.
i think it's also a verb - noodling around with your guitar? is that a thing?

[You know very well that it is, sir.]

[axeyou]

Okay.

Hey, why aren't you saying any of this with your name attached?

[nightride]

old habit.

[axeyou]

Okay.

Well, now your name is Noodle. I just changed it. Since you're so obsessed with them.

[nightride]

okay.
that makes you Baby.

[axeyou]

If you call me Baby, I'll rip your lips off your face. With my fingernails.

[nightride]

oh yeah?

[axeyou]

Try me.

[nightride]

[All right, he should probably stop trolling and get back to work. Bye bye, angry Baby.]

[axeyou]

[Till later stupid Noodle when she figures out who you are and high fives you and/or breaks your fingers]