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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[paracosmic]

i think noodle is cute, that's why i chose it.

you're going to end up calling them "floppy babies" aren't you?

[axeyou]

I think floppy baby is cute, that's why I chose it.

[paracosmic]

i'm not sure they'd appreciate it. ....not that noodle is much better.

[axeyou]

Please. If I'm calling them cute, how mad can they be?

[paracosmic]

i guess... not at all. maybe floppy baby is better.

how have you been?

[axeyou]

Oh, I've been just great, unplugging noodle babies, flying around. Keeping busy. Thanks for asking.

How about you?

[paracosmic]

of course.

i've been great, too. helping with rehabilitation, training, weapons. what i usually do.

[nearly every single day. how she hasn't tired of it is beyond her.]

[axeyou]

Aww, listen to you. All that community spirit.

How are weapons?

[paracosmic]

they need our help.

good. i like the job a lot. it might sound weird, but it kind of reminds me of home-- or what used to be home.

[axeyou]

You mean you helped rehabilitate floppy babies in your Matrix, too? Wow. No wonder they unplugged you. You've got so much relevant experience.

[paracosmic]

no, not like that. i meant the weapons. but i did have a little sister, so i'm used to taking care of people.

[axeyou]

Aww. I never had any sisters. Just weapons. Maybe that's why I like them the best.

Is that the best part so far? The weapons? Because I know it isn't the food.

[paracosmic]

i haven't really figured that part out yet. i think i like being in the Matrix more than i like dealing with weapons. even simulations are more interesting.

would you ever want to train together?

[axeyou]

Training in a simulation? Sure I would. I love simulations.

Got any favorites so far?

me and my dumb late tags sorry boo

[paracosmic]

yes! i can work with almost anything, if you have something you'd like to do.

no worries ever

[axeyou]

Swords.

<3

[paracosmic]

perfect choice, those are what I work with best.

[axeyou]

Awesome. So you can teach me all about them.

Got any time in the next few days?

[paracosmic]

I mostly know about the katana, but sure. I can teach you what I know.

plenty. if you name a time and place, I'll be there.

[axeyou]

Can't wait.

Ever used the Mirage sim station before?

[paracosmic]

can't say that I have, want to explain it?

[axeyou]

We plug in, they upload a training sim, and we have ourselves a date. With swords.

['Katana'. Whatever.]

[paracosmic]

so basically the same as any other sim. great, let's do it.

[axeyou]

I'll meet you there. It's easy to find. And make sure you bring something to pay with. There's no free rides, even if you're cute.

[paracosmic]

I know, I'll be there.