text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[axeyou]

Does "it's a little late for me" mean I'm talking to an insane guy?

[last_ofthe_jedi]

You're talking to someone who's seen a little too much to reasonably call himself sane anymore.

So I suppose that's a yes. I'll leave you alone if you'd rather not.

[axeyou]

Wow, slow down. You're not the only insane guy I've ever met, you know.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I didn't say I was, I was just offering the option. Are you saying you prefer the company of insanity?

[sfoils]

Birds of a feather flock together, Luke.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Not everyone subscribes to our brand of insanity, Wedge. That's how people get killed.

[axeyou]

Ooh, you guys have brands. That's so exciting.

Where I'm from, they never let us feel that special. But that's okay. It wasn't real anyways. And I bet I can still keep up.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

I'm sure you can, but you probably wouldn't want to. Where I'm from, being special often meant you were the first one sent in to die. You didn't miss much.

[axeyou]

Oh please, I know all about that.

[last_ofthe_jedi]

Then I'm sorry. You've been in a war?

[axeyou]

No. A Game. But it was nice and bloody. So yours was a war?

1/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

A bloody game?! That sounds horrific.

2/2

[last_ofthe_jedi]

[He was so horrified he forgot to reply to the war thing.]

Yes, it was a civil war that was still going last I saw. I helped lead a rebellion.

[sfoils]

You are.

Before you ask, I'm insane too.

He was my commander.

[axeyou]

Is that what made you insane?

[sfoils]

No, but he certainly sped it along.

[axeyou]

You should've jumped ship.

1/2 OH GODS I'M DYING

[sfoils]

I can't.

[sfoils]

We're pilots.

IT'S GREAT :>

[axeyou]

You can't use that excuse on me. I'm a pilot. You can totally jump ship.

ITT: TOP GUN IN SPACE

[sfoils]

Not on your wing mate.

You fly together, you die together.

muffled sounds of Danger Zone

[axeyou]

Oh my God I can't believe you just wrote that

http://imageshack.com/a/img661/7910/WuSOsa.jpg

[sfoils]

Yeah, neither can I.

I laughed irl thank you

[axeyou]

It was actually kind of cute, the little rhyme and everything. Did you make it up or is that something people actually say?

[sfoils]

Well, it's not much of a rhyme—I'm just repeating the same word.

I might've heard it from some of the other pilots in Rogue. We were a special bunch, as you saw through our illustrious leader.