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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

Did your world not have noodles?

[axeyou]

You really think that will work? They'll all just ask you. I hope you have a lot of patience saved up.

And yeah. We had noodles. I don't care about noodles.

[alsohawkeye]

How can you not care about noodles? You must not have had the good kind.

[axeyou]

Hey, guess what? Neither did you.

[alsohawkeye]

All work and no fun for you operatives over there? Lame.

[axeyou]

Please. Don't pretend like you're sucking down noodles every night. And having so much fun while you're sucking.

[alsohawkeye]

Is that supposed to be an insult or a double entendre or what?

[axeyou]

What do you want it to be? Since we're all about the free will.