text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[retrofire]

Noodle baby

[hacker]

wow name-calling now harsh
i'll have you know i am usually a much better dancer

[retrofire]

Here's hoping. Then again, it doesn't take much to beat "passing out like a big noodly baby".

[hacker]

I DID NOT PASS OUT! That is a hUGE exaggeration.
Ok at the very least it's a small exaggeration

[retrofire]

Your eyes were definitely unresponsive to light for at least 5 seconds

[ Jk he didn't check. Also he doesn't know what that'd mean, he doesn't know shit about eyeballs. ]

But it's cool, it's fine. You can turn it into a new dance. A newdle dance, if you will.

[hacker]

I hate your guts
And congratulations because you are the first person I've ever really said that to so like
put that on your mantel or something

[retrofire]

Yeah but you still felt like saying it to other people right
Only sort of counts

Still going on my mantel.

[hacker]

trust me they've got nothing on you

[retrofire]

still gonna take it as a compliment

but seriously if you need help working on your dance moves, let me know.

[hacker]

so public humiliation is your strategy for landing a date?

[retrofire]

Hey, slow down. Nobody said anything about a date.

[hacker]

right. "dance lessons."
just keep digging that hole, quill

[retrofire]

I'll have you know I'm a certified dance instructor.
Got an actual certificate and everything

says "Peter Quill, AKA Star-Lord, AKA Lord of the Dance"
signed by the council

[axeyou]

Thanks. But I've already got a name for you.

[retrofire]

Aw, you mean like pet names? That's cute. I didn't know we were at pet names.

[axeyou]

Ask me what yours is.

[retrofire]

Didn't think I'd have to ask

[axeyou]

Pete.

[retrofire]

Well that's just embarrassing

For you, I mean. That's embarrassing for you.

p.s.
don't call me Pete

[axeyou]

I don't see how it's embarrassing for me. But it is too late for you.

Pete.

[retrofire]

It's embarrassing because it's boring, I expected better of you

p.s. sweet cheeks
p.p.s. sugar lips
p.p.p.s. doe eyes

[axeyou]

Hey, how about this one


Tiny dick

[retrofire]

Inaccurate.

[axeyou]

No it isn't.

[retrofire]

You wanna find out? We can place bets.