text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[hacker]

Is there a secret third option?

[axeyou]

What makes you think you're special enough to get a secret third option?

anon text;

[nightride]

new-dle

[axeyou]

That's not on the list

[but also, she laughed.]

[nightride]

sure it is. if you're talking.

[alsohawkeye]

Why choose? I like 'floppy noodle baby'.

[axeyou]

What do you mean, if I'm talking?

[axeyou]

Too long.

[hacker]

free will mostly

[nightride]

that's a general you. if one happens to be talking.

[alsohawkeye]

FNB

[axeyou]

Do you want to waste your time explaining to the floppy babies just what FNB stands for


Because I don't

[axeyou]

As long as it's not me you

How long did it take you to come up with that one?

[axeyou]

Come on. If there's one thing we've all learned, it's that none of us are that special. Free will or no free will.

[nightride]

i don't know. i just figured they're noodles because they're new. and floppy, like you said.
is that not where that came from?

[alsohawkeye]

You say that like you intend to ever explain anything to them no matter what we call them.

[axeyou]

I know I won't. That's why I was asking if you were going to want to waste your time with FNB.

[axeyou]

It's almost clever. It just needs something about babies.

text.

[cestrumnocturnum]

I think they're both insensitive

[hacker]

I don't think it's a special thing I think it's all the options suck so nobody has to settle for them thing.

[nightride]

you already don't like FNB - what else is there?

[alsohawkeye]

My plan is to just use it and trust that either someone else will explain or they'll figure it out by the time they're not noodley anymore.

[alsohawkeye]

Did your world not have noodles?

text.

[axeyou]

Do you know what I think? I think that's not a vote. But thanks for telling me something I already know.

[axeyou]

You really think that will work? They'll all just ask you. I hope you have a lot of patience saved up.

And yeah. We had noodles. I don't care about noodles.