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[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[hacker]

Ok putting Michael Flatley out of business I can respect that.

[retrofire]

Michael Who?

[hacker]

The actual Lord of the
You know what? Never mind. The Council's certificates are worth about as much to me as a steak in the Matrix is to you so like
cool story bro

[retrofire]

You're telling me there's someone on Earth who actually goes by "Lord of the Dance"

[ never mind yourself ]

[hacker]

There sure is.
Aren't you glad you got abducted?

[retrofire]

No, think I'd still rather go with Earth.

The one that isn't real, anyway. The real Earth sucks.

[hacker]

God tell me about it. I just want a hamburger.
There is an army of vegans in fake Earth right now who would be so smug if they knew what real Earth was like

[retrofire]

Minus all the dead animals. That might bum them out a little.

[hacker]

Yeah I guess that'd kinda put a damper on things.