text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[servomotor]

NO I'M GOOD THANKS

[alsohawkeye]

Seriously? What, did Jarvis do all the actual typing for you before?

[servomotor]

THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

JARVIS DIDN'T HAVE FINGERS

[(HOW DO YOU KNOW JARVIS?!?//)]

[alsohawkeye]

Fine, Pepper, then. There is no way that Pepper put up with you texting like this forever. No one could have put up with it, I can't believe that.

[servomotor]

[This answer takes a long time, like maybe 45 seconds or more.]

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT PEPPER?

[He thinks it's because they're (Hella) famous but he's taking the moment seriously enough that this isn't a theory he immediately volunteers.]

[alsohawkeye]

Stop capsing at me like someone's grandfather and I'll tell you.

[servomotor]

NO DICE THE CAPS STAY

ASK FOR SOMETHING ELSE

[alsohawkeye]

Nah.

[axeyou]

Be nice to him. He voted for my side. If he wants to yell at you he's allowed.

[servomotor]

I'M NOT YELLING!!!

[axeyou]

You are now.

Shhh.

[ex_spins462]

My theory is an over-reliance on autocorrect.

[alsohawkeye]

Like secretly Tony Stark doesn't know which words to capitalize so he just does them all? I'd be happy to believe that.

[hacker]

My vote's social experiment. Testing how many people he can piss off for the sake of it and how they respond. Like poking a bear, but with a safe pixelated buffer.

[ex_spins462]

Stark doesn't need to run an experiment to enjoy pissing people off.

[hacker]

Character flaw, then.

[alsohawkeye]

I choose D) All of the above.