text.

[axeyou]

So if you're talking about the newly unplugged, do you say "floppy baby" or "noodle"?

Personally I like floppy baby. It's way more universal.




And to all you newborn floppy noodle babies out there: hi and welcome.

Comments

[hacker]

Is there a secret third option?

[axeyou]

What makes you think you're special enough to get a secret third option?

[hacker]

free will mostly

[axeyou]

Come on. If there's one thing we've all learned, it's that none of us are that special. Free will or no free will.

[hacker]

I don't think it's a special thing I think it's all the options suck so nobody has to settle for them thing.

[axeyou]

So what's yours?

[hacker]

I'm feeling something involving slime.

[axeyou]

Slime is better than babies? Please. Slime skips the part where everyone comes out all naked and bald and gross.

[hacker]

Uhhh limp and gooey is pretty much the worst of it. Who cares about bald and naked?

[axeyou]

Now you just sound stupid.

Everyone knows that bald and naked is so much funnier than limp and gooey. Limp and gooey is one of the most annoying parts of everyone's little rehab stint.

[retrofire]

Noodle baby

[hacker]

wow name-calling now harsh
i'll have you know i am usually a much better dancer

[retrofire]

Here's hoping. Then again, it doesn't take much to beat "passing out like a big noodly baby".

[hacker]

I DID NOT PASS OUT! That is a hUGE exaggeration.
Ok at the very least it's a small exaggeration

[retrofire]

Your eyes were definitely unresponsive to light for at least 5 seconds

[ Jk he didn't check. Also he doesn't know what that'd mean, he doesn't know shit about eyeballs. ]

But it's cool, it's fine. You can turn it into a new dance. A newdle dance, if you will.

[hacker]

I hate your guts
And congratulations because you are the first person I've ever really said that to so like
put that on your mantel or something

[retrofire]

Yeah but you still felt like saying it to other people right
Only sort of counts

Still going on my mantel.

[hacker]

trust me they've got nothing on you

[axeyou]

Thanks. But I've already got a name for you.

[retrofire]

Aw, you mean like pet names? That's cute. I didn't know we were at pet names.

[axeyou]

Ask me what yours is.

[retrofire]

Didn't think I'd have to ask

[axeyou]

Pete.

[retrofire]

Well that's just embarrassing

For you, I mean. That's embarrassing for you.

p.s.
don't call me Pete

[axeyou]

I don't see how it's embarrassing for me. But it is too late for you.

Pete.