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[altsolani]

I don't know whether to be grateful that nothing repaired stays fixed forever or frustrated. One the one hand, it keeps me in a job, on the other it means that there's an awful lot of running around Zion.

I thought this might be an easier way to find out where I'm needed. I can do repairs to cooling and venting systems in your homes and have some training as an electrician. A lot of the major repairs come through dispatch but if you happen to realize your system isn't working as well as it ought too but hasn't reached failure yet, I can help out with those during my free time.

My name is Blight. You can contact me here or message me privately.


[A pause, he adds:]


Yes, I realize how pathetic it is that my first post here is an advertizement. Hopefully I'll have more interesting things to say in the future.

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[altsolani]

Ah, so that's where I went wrong.

Though, I am talking to you now, aren't I? It can't have been all that bad.

[Nevermind he has no idea who you are.]

[forcemageure]

And I don't even need anything fixed! I hope you're marking this down on your calendar.

[ Yes, what a red letter day for Felix this must be, even before the incredibly fascinating reveal. ]

[altsolani]

Right away: 'The-Day-A-Mysterious-Stranger-Gave-Me-Advise-On-How-Not-To-Screw-Up-PR. Or TDAMSGMAOHNTSUPR for short.

Sounds like a new holiday.

[forcemageure]

Or like you're trying to expel something mid-sized and furry from your lung. Maybe a kitten!

Anyway, since suggesting you amend that to 'mysterious, charming, and in all likelihood incredibly handsome stranger' would only make things worse, you can stick with 'Hawke.' Much easier.

[altsolani]

Well, Funalis was already taken by Old Gods, I needed to think of something creative on the spot.

[Oh Tevinter humor, sorry Hawke.]

Hawke is much easier to remember. Wouldn't that make it TDHGMAOHNTSUPR?

[forcemageure]

[ He'll probably survive. ]

I wouldn't quit electricianing to go into the arts just yet; my tongue just forked trying to pronounce that.

Is Funalis as depressing as it sounds? We've got a whole passel of Old Gods where I'm from. They're not much for parties.

[altsolani]

It celebrated the God of Silence and was marked as a day to remember the dead, so yes. It is.

Everyone calls it All Soul's Day now. They needed to update it once honoring the Old Gods fell out of fashion.

[Being corrupted into an archdemon will do that.]

just idly pretending he hasn't read the thread with the guy he ...lives with, it's more fun that way

[forcemageure]

[ ...oh. ]

Your God of Silence wouldn't happen to be called Dumat, would he?

[ He? It? They? Who knows. ]

[altsolani]

Not my God, but yes.

Have you met someone from Tevinter before?

[forcemageure]

Oh, I don't know. Surely the Old Gods belong to us all, what with cocking things up for everybody just about equally.

Can't say I have. Not here, anyway. Thedas was a different story, assuming a broadly liberal definition of 'met.'

[ Like, did he meet Danarius? ]

[altsolani]

[Give him a moment, okay?]

You're from Thedas and your name is Hawke?

[Tevinter's not exactly in the publication are for Tale of the Champion, but there are certain things about the mage-templar war that filtered even up north, even more so once he was in Redcliffe.]

[forcemageure]

[ Hawke ...sighs. He sort of thought Felix had already put all of that together and wasn't saying ...exactly that sentence but oh, well. ]

I could say Hawke is an extraordinarily common name in Ferelden, and you can't swing your arms without hitting one of us, but I suppose if I were all that fussed I'd have picked an alias or something.

[ Like uh, Blight. For instance. ]

[altsolani]

Well, it would have been the time, if you had wanted to away from it.

[forcemageure]

I would have, but my legs didn't work when I got here.

[ Because glibness is the cure for everything, yes? ]

[altsolani]

[Okay that actually made him smile for once. Well done.]

At least it was only your legs? I could think of far worse to have stop working.

[forcemageure]

Considering they used all those tiny needles to jump start everything, so can I.

[ He lives to serve. ]

[altsolani]

How long have you been here?

[forcemageure]

Five months, give or take. Wet behind the ears and all those other synonyms for 'grossly new.' You seem more like a veteran, yourself.

[altsolani]

I've been here for a while, but I spent a long time in the hospital.

[forcemageure]

For what, more than just the standard 'my limbs are made of jelly and I have no eyebrows' blessing we all come into?

[altsolani]

I was sick and my mind needed to catch up that it was an illusion. Let's say it inspired my name.

[forcemageure]

[ ...that's. Surprising. ]

You mean you had the Blight and it actually followed you out of the Matrix? I didn't know that was possible. Even in the mental sense.

[ What an unsettling thought D: ]

[altsolani]

[It takes him a while to respond because he worries for a moment that he's said too much.]

Well, I do like to be unique.

[forcemageure]

I'd say you've succeeded. And then some.

[ Does the incredible dryness come across in text?

PS: 'You'd be surprised how people just tell me their darkest secrets' etc. It's okay, Felix, you're just conforming to canon. ]

[altsolani]

Oh good. I get to be different I didn't even have to try.