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Rocket ([personal profile] rrrrangerrick) wrote in [community profile] subsystem2015-05-07 06:01 pm

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Look. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. But I'm only sayin' it once, and I'm gonna say it real slow, so all of you better clean the crap outta your ears and listen up.

I get that there ain't no money. Actual money. But what I'm sayin' is, if you ain't got nothin' to trade, why the hell would you go around wasting somebody's time.

Like, it's like common friggin' decency to bring with you what you got to trade. No, 'oh, whoops guess I left it at home', no, 'oh, it's in the pocket of my other crappy shapeless pants'-- gettin' it to me in a day ain't an option, I don't care if it's your laundry day, if you're waitin' for some big payoff, I don't care if you got twelve kids--that's your own damn fault--I don't care if you're fresh outta the tube. If you wanna buy something from someone? If you bring in your crappy little console, and you want it fixed up real quick so you can get your ass back to work, and you hustle me along and talk real big and then when it comes time to pay up, and you give me some sad sack story? [SLOWLY AND LOUDLY:] I don't work for free. Nobody here better be workin' for free, and if they are, congratulations, you found yourself a sucker. Charity is for suckers.

Okay? Are we clear? 'Cause the next idiot that comes to me askin' for a handout is gonna get it, and I don't mean free frickin' labor. [SIGH.] Jeez. It's like nobody got a brain. Workin' with a buncha stupid fleshy kids. Hardly even seems worth it...

[grumbling trails off into nothing.]
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[personal profile] r4bb1t 2015-05-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
you have no idea how much easier your life can be when you stop worrying about that shit

bring somebody's kid back from the brink without asking for anything? free food from that person, forever

not that goopy protein junk, either

ask no questions when folks come to you after some obviously shady stuff will get you not only gratitude, but information when they know they can trust you, which is always worth its weight in gold

figuratively speaking

a good reputation pays for itself

but sure i got plenty of shit you won't find much outside irkalla if you're married to the idea of commerce
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[personal profile] r4bb1t 2015-05-19 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
that's something i'd rather discuss in person

you know where my clinic is?
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[personal profile] r4bb1t 2015-05-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
calm down dude, it's where I live
Edited 2015-05-20 00:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] r4bb1t 2015-05-20 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
yeah

i don't exactly want to cart some of this stuff out to a public space