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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

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[jomi]

if they have 12 kids yeah, can you imagine having 12 kids? we have a big world to fill back up, i think anybody raising 12 kids deserves some free shit

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[rrrrangerrick]

Lemme guess.

Head injury, right?

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[jomi]

if i said yes youd sure look like a dick

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[rrrrangerrick]

Like I'd care.

But hey - you're saying no. So that means you're just some cheerful friggin moron with no good reason for it except you're a cheerful friggin moron. Got it.

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[jomi]

i have a lot of reasons for it like 1. not being a battery and 2. cool guys on the network telling me im funny

whats your reason for being so angry

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[rrrrangerrick]

Huh I don't know

Maybe it's that I don't appreciate gettin ragged on for wanting to get paid for my work. That makes me an asshole? Are you serious?

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[jomi]

yes very.
12 kids


12 KIDS

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[rrrrangerrick]

HIS FAULT

NOT MINE

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[jomi]

its nobodies fault its great. we need kids. are you going to have any?

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[rrrrangerrick]

Hell no I'm not going to have KIDS. What are you, nuts?

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[rrrrangerrick]

Don't answer that. I know the answer. You HAVE a kid.

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[jomi]

somebody has to have kids, we cant spend forever unplugging people the machines made. dont know about you but i dont trust them to manag or gene pool responsbly.

so a guy with 12 kids is doing the work of 6 people or so, he has kids so you don't have to

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[rrrrangerrick]

Okay

But one of the many many many MANY reasons I'm not spawning any kids is because I don't want to pay for them

So I'm not paying for his

And ain't nobody gonna convince me that it's my CIVIC DUTY to pay for them THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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[jomi]

if people werent assholes you wouldnt have to pay for them

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[rathercommon]

I think you're COMPLETELY correct about that. Honestly, what does being miserly even get anyone!

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[jomi]

it gets them called assholes on the network thats what. your the girl with the snacks right?

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[rathercommon]

Not just snacks! Full meals, too. But yeah, that's me.

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[jomi]

man walks in wih 12 kids and says its one of their birthdays and they dont have any treats but he cant trade you anything right now, what do you do

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[rathercommon]

Say "Happy birthday," figure out what sort of cakes they like, and find out if we've got any that's a few days old but still tasty. Obviously.

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[jomi]

exactly, because your not an asshole

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[rathercommon]

I like to think not! But apparently I'm some sort of sucker, right...

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[jomi]

yeah were all suckers i guess. especially the farmers and doctors and the operatives who go yank people free nobody pays them either

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[rathercommon]

And don't even get me started on people who stick up for others. Ugh! When people are being awful to someone, it's that someone's business to take care of them.

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[jomi]

yes thats why we make people find their own way out of the matrix

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[rathercommon]

On days when we're feeling generous, we'll deliver a swift kick to their arse to get them walking in the right direction. After that, good luck!