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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

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[jomi]

yeah were all suckers i guess. especially the farmers and doctors and the operatives who go yank people free nobody pays them either

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[rathercommon]

And don't even get me started on people who stick up for others. Ugh! When people are being awful to someone, it's that someone's business to take care of them.

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[jomi]

yes thats why we make people find their own way out of the matrix

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[rathercommon]

On days when we're feeling generous, we'll deliver a swift kick to their arse to get them walking in the right direction. After that, good luck!

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[retrofire]

sorry to derail the sarcasm train, but I'll let you guys in on a little secret

The guy's actually a huge softie
Or maybe a little sofite, technically.

[ raccoon jokes, check. ]

[jomi]

is he now

[ Is this what Christmas presents feel like? ]

[retrofire]

Yeah, saved an entire galaxy and he didn't get jack shit for it

Biggest sucker I know

[rrrrangerrick]

THAT IS NOT TRUE

[rathercommon]

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[rrrrangerrick]

Oh yeah something like what

BECAUSE IT ISN'T TRUE

[rathercommon]

Something like you're secretly sweet. NO ONE wastes that much breath protesting how un-sweet they are unless there's a soft heart in there.

[rrrrangerrick]

What part of IT ISN'T TRUE do you not understand

[retrofire]

galaxy says otherwise

[rrrrangerrick]

Yeah well the GALAXY needs to KEEP ITS BIG MOUTH SHUT

[rrrrangerrick]

And, just for the record, I got compensation

[retrofire]

Galaxy does whatever the hell it wants

[retrofire]

and you're talking about that warm fuzzy feeling, right?

Doesn't count

[rrrrangerrick]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[rrrrangerrick]

[and also you better not be trying to make a joke and also:]

I'm talking about compensation

C O M P E N S A T I O N

As in, I got something for all of what you put me through. I ain't sayin it was worth it-- [also not saying it was NOT worth it minor detail] --but I didn't work for free neither.

[rathercommon]

Thank you SO MUCH for telling us that.

[retrofire]

Happy to be of service

[rathercommon]

Though you MUST give more details. Brag a bit, won't you?

[retrofire]

Dude straight up saved the galaxy. Life or death odds, epic battle, self sacrifice, the whole shebang. And he only complained a little bit the whole time.

[retrofire]

I mean I was in charge, obviously, but he still gets points for helping.

[rathercommon]

Oh, yeah, obviously. So...How does someone save the galaxy? That sounds like something out of a story, doesn't it.