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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

[rathercommon]

Though you MUST give more details. Brag a bit, won't you?

[retrofire]

Dude straight up saved the galaxy. Life or death odds, epic battle, self sacrifice, the whole shebang. And he only complained a little bit the whole time.

[retrofire]

I mean I was in charge, obviously, but he still gets points for helping.

[rathercommon]

Oh, yeah, obviously. So...How does someone save the galaxy? That sounds like something out of a story, doesn't it.