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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

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[jomi]

1. i dont know how to weigh "could be anything anywhere" against "sucks your blood in the dark" so lets go with "it doesnt matter anyway how do you accidentally tell a 5yo about skrulls"

2. your the best

3. your the worst

[alsohawkeye]

1. Look we've been over this, I only meant to tell her about the fun parts where they can stretch and turn into rock or fire, the "could be anything anywhere" just sort of slipped out. I helped when she couldn't sleep, didn't I??

2. I am

3. I am not, it's going to be really entertaining and we both know it

[jomi]

just because you fixed everything doesnt mean you fixed everything



look hes so angry

[alsohawkeye]

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it means. It was only a week anyway. She'll get over this, too.

I know, isn't it great? Please keep it going.

[jomi]

"only a week" spoken like someone who didnt have to sleep here.

ill try but no promises, angry people tire me out

[alsohawkeye]

Hey, I was there! Some of the week. At least a couple days.

[ or maybe like one before she ran off to some mission or another, more likely ]

I guess I could tag in when you need a break.

[jomi]

yeah sure you were.

looks like he's already tagged you in whoops

[alsohawkeye]

This again, really?

he has no respect for proper tag team procedures

[jomi]

you brought it up!

maybe theres no tag teaming where hes from, maybe weshould explain how it works

[alsohawkeye]

So what, you thought that was my way of suggesting you should turn it into an argument?

He definitely seems like the type who would appreciate a lesson.

[jomi]

what should i have said insted

we could illustrat it

[alsohawkeye]

'yeah' or 'true' or nothing? anything that isn't passive aggressive sarcasm?

I hope he likes stick figures

[jomi]

that would make me a liar

[ stick figures are probable, yes, but can wait. ]

[alsohawkeye]

No, saying I was never around makes you a liar.

[rrrrangerrick]

HEY you know what?



SCREW YOU

[alsohawkeye]

Who, me?

[rrrrangerrick]

Yeah you. And by the way you responded so you know I'm talking to you

[alsohawkeye]

Well, you could've been talking to him.

[rrrrangerrick]

Yeah but I wasn't

Who asked you anyways

[alsohawkeye]

Who asked me what?

[rrrrangerrick]

Someone must have asked you something or else you wouldn't have said anything

[alsohawkeye]

You asked me.

[rrrrangerrick]

And you were talking shit about me like I couldn't find it and read it

[alsohawkeye]

No, I was talking shit about you like I didn't care if you found it and read it.

[rrrrangerrick]

WELL CONGRATULATIONS I READ IT