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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

Oh no, no gold star for me. What will I do. My life is hollow and meaningless now.

[rrrrangerrick]

This is what I mean. You think you're soooo funny. But you aren't. It's kinda sad.

I kinda feel sorry for you.