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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

[jomi]

yeah sure you were.

looks like he's already tagged you in whoops

[alsohawkeye]

This again, really?

he has no respect for proper tag team procedures

[jomi]

you brought it up!

maybe theres no tag teaming where hes from, maybe weshould explain how it works

[alsohawkeye]

So what, you thought that was my way of suggesting you should turn it into an argument?

He definitely seems like the type who would appreciate a lesson.

[jomi]

what should i have said insted

we could illustrat it

[alsohawkeye]

'yeah' or 'true' or nothing? anything that isn't passive aggressive sarcasm?

I hope he likes stick figures

[jomi]

that would make me a liar

[ stick figures are probable, yes, but can wait. ]

[alsohawkeye]

No, saying I was never around makes you a liar.

[jomi]

not that week

but its ok that you werent i know you had stuff to do

[alsohawkeye]

If it were ok you wouldn't still be sniping at me about it a year later

[jomi]

im not sniping im maintaning an accurate historical record

[alsohawkeye]

yeah you're a regular public servant. future generations will write dissertations about your introduction of sarcasm to historical scholarship

[jomi]

or when they wrtie about the great captain kate theyll know what she sarcificed

[alsohawkeye]

You couldn't just say congratulations, you have to be a jerk about it

[jomi]

if im nice what adversaty will you overcome

[alsohawkeye]

Resisting the urge to constantly correct your typing is hardship enough.

[jomi]

yte suhmow u rpesuver

[alsohawkeye]

Sometimes I don't know how I put up with you.

[jomi]

you dont put up with me, i thougt that was the point

[alsohawkeye]

It was past tense. So yeah, I guess that is the point.

I did some vampire-hunting on a mission last year, if you want I can come give Thaís some tips. Or you can just tell her I already got them for her.

[jomi]

whats past tense

[ For the record, that's a joke. ]

of course you did great captain kate

come by when you have time, shed like that.

[alsohawkeye]

[ She knows he's not that bad. ]

I've got tomorrow evening free if that works, then I'm out for a bit.

[jomi]

yeah all right ill make sure she's here for dinner, you can surprise her

[alsohawkeye]

Looking forward to it. Thanks.