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Two questions, Zion:

1. What would you trade for one cat's worth of fresh meat?
2. What the fuck is happening?

Cheers.

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No more, no less.
Average size, I think.

OK, is it actually a cat?

That's a good question.
It looks like a cat.
It meows like a cat.
It sheds all over my clothes like a cat.

But last I heard, cats were extinct.

Wait HOLD ON.
Cats are supposedly EXTINCT and your first instinct when you, against ALL probability, find one is to SELL IT FOR MEAT??

I'm open to selling it for any number of things.

Well, offer it for companionship first!! Honestly, there are SO many people here who have SUCH a rough time of things, a living creature to take care of will be worth SO much more to them than a mouthful of meat. HONESTLY.

People having a rough time of things probably aren't the people I'm looking for here.
But if someone with goods to trade wants to play with their food for a while, that's none of my business.

NO ONE IS GOING TO EAT THAT CAT.

You'll have to take that up with whomever buys it from me.

FINE. I'll buy it from you.

If you outbid everyone else.

I'll buy it RIGHT NOW. The offer is going fast.

I don't doubt that your pockets are deep, Ms. Temple [ I'm going to pretend he knows her fake surname, if she's never said it on the network, whatever, he knows people ] but there had better be more in them than sweets.