Training Sims

[alsohawkeye]

[ The recording is short, the quality decent, not wobbly and handheld, at least. Kate appears from the shoulders up and lifts a hand into the frame in a brief wave. There's a quick glimpse of a dark tattoo on the inside of her wrist. ]

Hi. I'm Kate Bishop, and after all that weird crap at Olympus I assume I'm not the only one looking to get in a little more simulation time to get back on the horse or brush up some skills. I've helped people train in the past in a few different areas, and I'd like to offer that again if anyone is interested. I've got fairly wide experience as an operative, and a pretty broad aptitude set. Except for technical stuff. I'm no good at that, but that just means if you are, I'd take some training in that as trade.

Anyway, I'm attaching a list of some stuff I've offered in the past, but I'm also open to ideas if there's something in particular you're looking to work on. Let me know the skills you're interested in, or the type of matrix you'd like to experience, whatever your parameters are, and we can work something out. We can mash a few of the usual options together, or make up something totally different.

Any skill level is welcome, I'm just as happy to work with people who were unplugged yesterday as people who're vets and just want to stretch out or knock some rust off. If you're training to try to get onto a crew, or just want to poke around and try out some new things, that's cool too, seriousness levels are also flexible. Oh, and payment, that's flexible too. My favorites are coffee and trading skills for skills, but we can always work something out as long as you're honest. Respond here or message me privately if you're interested or have questions.

[ The video cuts here, and a text file is attached. ]

BASIC MATRIX SKILLS:

Jump Test Prep

So You Just Passed Your Jump Test, Now What?

Agent Identification

MATRIX COMBAT:

Old Timey

Modern Timey

Future Timey

VEHICLES:

Flying Things

Boats

Other

ANOMALOUS SKILLS/OTHER:

Intro to Magic

Non-Human Forms

( ooc: related log post is here, feel free to tag both or just one, anything's fine with me. IC questions about what the options mean/what sort of matrixes they're in more than welcome! )

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

[ If Kitty is caught unprepared for Kate's offer, Kate is certainly caught off-guard by Kitty's response. She doesn't burst into tears or anything, so it can hardly be called an even exchange, but her first reply is also ]

Oh--

[ And then a moment of fumbly silence as she revisits the last moment or two. Yes, that is crying. No, she does not know why. She is pretty sure she didn't do anything? And then Kitty answers, which-- is maybe a bit of a hint, as to what the source of her sudden outburst might be, but also a new problem all on its own.

Someplace where they're good to their people is an unusual request, not one for which Kate has a scenario already tucked in her back pocket. It takes some thought, because where who is good to which people? And how good is good? If she knew anything at all about where Kitty is from she could at least evaluate relative goodness, relative amounts of people, but this sounds like a plea for something more pure, more comprehensive, and that--. That is a tall order.

But the girl is crying and she has had a heroic and probably terrifying month or so and Kate has made this pronouncement that she can come up with anything and so she is going to come up with something. Somehow. ]

I can do that. How's the day after tomorrow, for you?

[rathercommon]

[ Bless Kate for not mentioning it. Bless Kate for not asking after her, for just acting natural. Any sort of kindness would just compound the problem of Kitty-being-a-madwoman, and she'd just start crying harder probably and just get more furious at herself which would make the problem even worse. God, she hasn't...She hasn't cried since that second-to-last day in her Matrix, that wretched, horrible day when the whole of the Resistance died - everyone but her and that coward Nick - and her parents tried to hand her over to the government and she got hunted down and captured and in a quiet moment she just broke down. She's not cried even once since then. Not even when she heard all about everything. This is so stupid.

So bless Kate, truly, for just turning to business. A bit of business is just what she needs to steady herself. A bit of business, worrying about scheduling, occupies her mind enough that she's able to sniff and wipe her eyes and sort of warble out: ]

That'd be good, yeah. Maybe in the morning? I should think it'd be less crowded in the morning. Since people still don't like rising early even here, which really makes no sense.

[alsohawkeye]

[ It was only half intentional, more instinct and awkwardness than deliberate kindness. But she would have, if she'd thought about it. Just carrying on is what she'd prefer if she were in Kitty's shoes, and there's something about the girl that makes Kate think maybe their shoes aren't totally different sizes.

So, business. Kate consults her calendar. ]

Sure, I think I can do morning. People are always going to want to sleep in no matter what the world, but I'm usually up pretty early. Say, how do you feel about dinosaurs?

[rathercommon]

[ It's been enough time now that Kitty's able to sniff quietly, and drag her wrist across her nose (an advantage to using voice instead of video is that you can be absolutely repulsive), and answer in a much more normal tone of voice. So that's good. Even better is that last question, which startles a shaky little laugh out of her. She's even feeling well enough to offer a little bit of a joke in return. ]

Well, I can't say with any certainty; I've never been formally introduced to one. There wouldn't be any risk of us getting...eaten? Or something of the sort.

[alsohawkeye]

[ Kate laughs too, brief and light. ]

Well, I can arrange introductions if you'd like. No risk of getting eaten, I promise. And the big ones are careful about where they step. It's a pretty neat place.

[rathercommon]

Then that sounds lovely. Really lovely. Thank you, Captain Bishop - you're being so terribly kind.

[ Normally when Kitty says that, she's being aggressive and sarcastic. It's weird saying that without any sort of irony whatsoever. Feels strange on the tongue. ]

[alsohawkeye]

[ Kate doesn't seem to notice if there's any strangeness in Kitty's tone, and her own is full of a smile, a little amused but not unkindly. ]

Just Kate is fine, really. Even my crew doesn't call me Captain Bishop. And good. I'll meet you at the Sphynx then and have that one cued up for us.

[rathercommon]

Kate, then. Okay.

[ And there's a little, quick flash of embarrassment - after all, to Kate, she's still Lizzie, not Kitty. It's weird to lie to someone so sweet. But: ]

I'll see you there.