Training Sims

[alsohawkeye]

[ The recording is short, the quality decent, not wobbly and handheld, at least. Kate appears from the shoulders up and lifts a hand into the frame in a brief wave. There's a quick glimpse of a dark tattoo on the inside of her wrist. ]

Hi. I'm Kate Bishop, and after all that weird crap at Olympus I assume I'm not the only one looking to get in a little more simulation time to get back on the horse or brush up some skills. I've helped people train in the past in a few different areas, and I'd like to offer that again if anyone is interested. I've got fairly wide experience as an operative, and a pretty broad aptitude set. Except for technical stuff. I'm no good at that, but that just means if you are, I'd take some training in that as trade.

Anyway, I'm attaching a list of some stuff I've offered in the past, but I'm also open to ideas if there's something in particular you're looking to work on. Let me know the skills you're interested in, or the type of matrix you'd like to experience, whatever your parameters are, and we can work something out. We can mash a few of the usual options together, or make up something totally different.

Any skill level is welcome, I'm just as happy to work with people who were unplugged yesterday as people who're vets and just want to stretch out or knock some rust off. If you're training to try to get onto a crew, or just want to poke around and try out some new things, that's cool too, seriousness levels are also flexible. Oh, and payment, that's flexible too. My favorites are coffee and trading skills for skills, but we can always work something out as long as you're honest. Respond here or message me privately if you're interested or have questions.

[ The video cuts here, and a text file is attached. ]

BASIC MATRIX SKILLS:

Jump Test Prep

So You Just Passed Your Jump Test, Now What?

Agent Identification

MATRIX COMBAT:

Old Timey

Modern Timey

Future Timey

VEHICLES:

Flying Things

Boats

Other

ANOMALOUS SKILLS/OTHER:

Intro to Magic

Non-Human Forms

( ooc: related log post is here, feel free to tag both or just one, anything's fine with me. IC questions about what the options mean/what sort of matrixes they're in more than welcome! )

Comments

[rrrrangerrick]

I don't know that I do. 'Cause I was helpful. Like, really really helpful, if you remember.

[alsohawkeye]

Yeah, you were, which is why I haven't kicked you out. You're just also kind of a dick. They're not mutually exclusive, which I guess is a good thing. Sort of.

[rrrrangerrick]

Gee, thanks. I'm touched. Is it my turn to compliment you now or are you gonna say some more.

[alsohawkeye]

Please, feel free.

[rrrrangerrick]

Y'know what, I can't think of anything. Probably 'cause I'm such a dick.

[alsohawkeye]

Yeah, that's probably it. [ Maybe Kate is smiling even so. ]

Team meeting a week from tomorrow work for you?

[rrrrangerrick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. But just 'cause I'm showin' up doesn't mean I'm actually a part of your crappy team, okay. Just means I ain't got nothin' better to do a week from tomorrow.

And I ain't bringin' a snack to share.

[alsohawkeye]

Well if you're not going to bring enough to share don't bring any snacks at all.

[rrrrangerrick]

Nu-uh. I'm bringin' snacks, for me. If I get hungry, I gotta have somethin' to eat.

[alsohawkeye]

You are such a child.

[rrrrangerrick]

Am not.

[alsohawkeye]

[ Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't ]

Are too.

[ Dammit. ]

What's your favorite snack?

[rrrrangerrick]

[LOUDLY:] Am not.

[rrrrangerrick]

[But, also:]

Why do you wanna know what my favorite snack is. 'Cause, if you think it's gonna be real funny to show up with my snack, I ain't gonna care. 'Cause I'm gonna have my own.

And if you're askin' 'cause you wanna make nice you can just forget it, okay, I'm not into that.

[alsohawkeye]

Oh my god I'm just asking because I'm curious. Because you seem really into your snacks.

[rrrrangerrick]

[A suspicious pause.]

Yeah, well. I am. So there you go, you don't gotta be curious no more. I love snacks.

[alsohawkeye]

So have you two set a date yet?

[ Something about Rocket makes it really difficult to resist the most childish responses available. ]

I didn't forget about this tag you forgot about this tag

[rrrrangerrick]

Oh, ha ha ha.

Hey, how was your fifth birthday? I bet it was real great.

[alsohawkeye]

It was pretty great, actually, thanks for asking. Not quite as great as my sixth, when I got a pony, but I'm sure the cake was excellent.

[rrrrangerrick]

You people are disgusting.