operatives wanted

[alsohawkeye]

Seeking operatives for short-term employment on the Atalanta starting immediately. Unplugged required, matrix experience preferred. Contract would be for duration of a single mission. Maximum time out of Zion: 1 week. Apply by responding to this post.

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

The ability to ask follow-up questions is part of the application assessment process. So far you're not doing very well.

[rrrrangerrick]

Why would you wanna waste time on answering questions when you could just give the answers

[alsohawkeye]

Why are you wasting time on any of this?

[rrrrangerrick]

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dammit.]

It's a test.

[alsohawkeye]

Of?

[rrrrangerrick]

Of you. Duh.

And you passed. Congratu frickin lations.



What's the job

[alsohawkeye]

Uh huh.

Mostly recon of a glitch. Figure out what it is, who's come in contact, whether they're in danger from agents. Pull them if they are.

[rrrrangerrick]

When you say a glitch, what exactly do you mean.

[alsohawkeye]

Some kind of glitch in this matrix that's making its reality unstable. We don't know what exactly it's doing yet.

[rrrrangerrick]

Now I'm REALLY surprised you don't have more takers, that sounds SO GREAT

[alsohawkeye]

What the hell do you want? It's a recon mission for a reason.

[rrrrangerrick]

Maybe start with what DO you know that the glitch is doing. How is it making reality unstable. Like is it a glitch that keeps exploding a star, is it a glitch that eats operatives, is it a glitch that makes a hole so people trip and fall

[rrrrangerrick]

It'd be great if it was the last one

[alsohawkeye]

[ It would be difficult for Kate to roll her eyes much harder. ]

All we know until we go check it out is that there have been reports of hauntings.

[rrrrangerrick]

Hauntings

[alsohawkeye]

Was I wrong about you being literate?

[rrrrangerrick]

Oh I can read. That's just idiotic. And funny.

[alsohawkeye]

More fun than a hole in the ground.

[rrrrangerrick]

More fun, not as funny. You still ain't totally wrong.

All right, I'm in.

[alsohawkeye]

I'm going to need to hear some really good reasons why I should hire you.

[rrrrangerrick]

I'm assuming you want your little mission to be a success so that's reason number 1

[alsohawkeye]

You're going to need to be more specific because so far you really don't seem like you'd contribute anything but a headache.

skill not listed: cute mascot for your mission

[rrrrangerrick]

You people.

I'm a dead shot, Real or Matrix. I can build anything outta anything, Real or Matrix. I can pilot anything. Guess where? Real, or Matrix. And I been in and out of the Matrix all on my own, so, there. I think faster and better than anybody you ever worked with, I fly better than anyone you ever worked with, I done more work than anyone you ever worked with, and I know all this tech like the back of my [paw] hand. And if you don't take me with you, you're gonna be making a huge friggin mistake.

Also I speak glitch. Seriously like I was born speaking it.

most important factor

[alsohawkeye]

Do you have any references?

[rrrrangerrick]

[uh]

Quill.