operatives wanted

[alsohawkeye]

Seeking operatives for short-term employment on the Atalanta starting immediately. Unplugged required, matrix experience preferred. Contract would be for duration of a single mission. Maximum time out of Zion: 1 week. Apply by responding to this post.

Comments

[rrrrangerrick]

[





dammit.]

It's a test.

[alsohawkeye]

Of?

[rrrrangerrick]

Of you. Duh.

And you passed. Congratu frickin lations.



What's the job

[alsohawkeye]

Uh huh.

Mostly recon of a glitch. Figure out what it is, who's come in contact, whether they're in danger from agents. Pull them if they are.

[rrrrangerrick]

When you say a glitch, what exactly do you mean.

[alsohawkeye]

Some kind of glitch in this matrix that's making its reality unstable. We don't know what exactly it's doing yet.

[rrrrangerrick]

Now I'm REALLY surprised you don't have more takers, that sounds SO GREAT

[alsohawkeye]

What the hell do you want? It's a recon mission for a reason.

[rrrrangerrick]

Maybe start with what DO you know that the glitch is doing. How is it making reality unstable. Like is it a glitch that keeps exploding a star, is it a glitch that eats operatives, is it a glitch that makes a hole so people trip and fall

[rrrrangerrick]

It'd be great if it was the last one

[alsohawkeye]

[ It would be difficult for Kate to roll her eyes much harder. ]

All we know until we go check it out is that there have been reports of hauntings.

[rrrrangerrick]

Hauntings

[alsohawkeye]

Was I wrong about you being literate?

[rrrrangerrick]

Oh I can read. That's just idiotic. And funny.

[alsohawkeye]

More fun than a hole in the ground.

[rrrrangerrick]

More fun, not as funny. You still ain't totally wrong.

All right, I'm in.

[alsohawkeye]

I'm going to need to hear some really good reasons why I should hire you.

[rrrrangerrick]

I'm assuming you want your little mission to be a success so that's reason number 1

[alsohawkeye]

You're going to need to be more specific because so far you really don't seem like you'd contribute anything but a headache.

skill not listed: cute mascot for your mission

[rrrrangerrick]

You people.

I'm a dead shot, Real or Matrix. I can build anything outta anything, Real or Matrix. I can pilot anything. Guess where? Real, or Matrix. And I been in and out of the Matrix all on my own, so, there. I think faster and better than anybody you ever worked with, I fly better than anyone you ever worked with, I done more work than anyone you ever worked with, and I know all this tech like the back of my [paw] hand. And if you don't take me with you, you're gonna be making a huge friggin mistake.

Also I speak glitch. Seriously like I was born speaking it.

most important factor

[alsohawkeye]

Do you have any references?

[rrrrangerrick]

[uh]

Quill.

[alsohawkeye]

[ Well that figures, doesn't it? Somehow. It's not exactly the most reputable endorsement, it probably wouldn't get him anywhere with most ZDG ships. But Kate happens to like Peter (don't tell him) and even trust that despite being an idiot and a criminal he's actually a decent guy and not a bad judge of skill (don't tell him that either). ]

Fine. But you follow my orders on my ship and in the matrix. If you do anything to endanger my crew I'll leave you there myself. [ she would never. probably. ]

[rrrrangerrick]

[aw yis raccoon high fives self]

Lady I am gonna be the best behaved new hire you ever had.

But your crew better not try screwin with me either.

[because he will leave them somewhere. maybe not in the Matrix. but somewhere.]

Send me the details when you got em