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OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Crowley's Custom Tailoring

Great deals and great craftmanship for men and women.

Just because there's no real economy and we all smell like patchouli doesn't mean that you have to look like you smell like patchouli.

Come find me in the marketplace or send me a message here with custom orders and inquiries.

[ Attached is a flattering picture of him and an address. ]

Comments

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There have been times when I've had very little, but I don't tend to voluntarily give up my creature comforts, no.

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Voluntarily or quietly.
It's ok no judgment we all have our things.

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Of course I'm not quiet about it. It's the squeakiest wheel that gets all the attention.

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And in this case your ideal solution to the squeaking would be ________.
I'm just saying you might wanna let go of the creature comforts.

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Ideally, I will fill in that blank with good sex, good alcohol and a soft bed in order of priority. I'll settle for the shit food because I'm trying to be realistic.

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Oh my god



Sorry I just realized that if we came out of those pods naked babies then we've never really done the do and that's a whole new level of weird that I didn't even think about.

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Well, there's only one way to fix that...




That wasn't meant to be a line, but if you are interested, I'm always happy to help a damsel in distress. It's a problem I'm faced with, as well.

[ But literally only when their distress is that they require sex. ]

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Well good because it would have been a terrible line and no thank you.
I mean no offense but really no thank you

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None taken. It was worth a try. ;)
And it would have been a great line if I was younger.

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I mean if we want to get technical aren't you like
x months old.

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Going with mental technicality, I'm several hundred.

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That really only makes it skeevy that you were hitting me up.

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Well, I'm still human. Apparently.

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Can't get enough of those, war being what it was.

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Another great opening for a proposition. You really need a dirty old man sidekick, you know that?

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Are you submitting your candidacy?

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It's been a while since I was a sidekick. :)

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then you're due.