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OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Crowley's Custom Tailoring

Great deals and great craftmanship for men and women.

Just because there's no real economy and we all smell like patchouli doesn't mean that you have to look like you smell like patchouli.

Come find me in the marketplace or send me a message here with custom orders and inquiries.

[ Attached is a flattering picture of him and an address. ]

Comments

[hacker]

Well good because it would have been a terrible line and no thank you.
I mean no offense but really no thank you

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None taken. It was worth a try. ;)
And it would have been a great line if I was younger.

[hacker]

I mean if we want to get technical aren't you like
x months old.

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Going with mental technicality, I'm several hundred.

[hacker]

That really only makes it skeevy that you were hitting me up.

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Well, I'm still human. Apparently.

[hacker]

Can't get enough of those, war being what it was.

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Another great opening for a proposition. You really need a dirty old man sidekick, you know that?

[hacker]

Are you submitting your candidacy?

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It's been a while since I was a sidekick. :)

[hacker]

then you're due.