operatives wanted

[alsohawkeye]

Seeking operatives for short-term employment on the Atalanta starting immediately. Unplugged required, matrix experience preferred. Contract would be for duration of a single mission. Maximum time out of Zion: 1 week. Apply by responding to this post.

Comments

[rrrrangerrick]

I don't do directions, funny guy.

[forcemageure]

I'm poleaxed with surprise. What about snacks, do you do those?

[rrrrangerrick]

Yeah you just try asking me for a snack and see how far it gets you

Guess how far it'll get you.

[forcemageure]

What use are you, exactly?

[rrrrangerrick]

What do you mean what use am I WHAT USE ARE YOU

[dissent]

Hawke has plenty of uses.

[forcemageure]

Stop that, I'll blush.

[ Because that's ...so likely. ]

[rrrrangerrick]

Name one.

[dissent]

Well he's very nice to look at. And also warm. And he reminds me when I forget to eat. So that's three things.

[rrrrangerrick]

Why the hell can't you remember to eat on your own

[dissent]

I lose track of time when I'm working.

[rrrrangerrick]

Except you get hungry

[dissent]

I mostly learned to ignore that, I'm afraid.

[rrrrangerrick]

Oh, you're one of those

[dissent]

One of what?

[rrrrangerrick]

Workaholics

Don't worry, it's a compliment. Me too. Except I friggin remember to EAT when I get hungry and I don't gotta have nobody hold my hand, but I get it.

[dissent]

Well. Yes.

[ He can't exactly deny it. ]

In the Matrix I had something done to me that made me incredibly hungry a lot of the time, usually more than was actually necessary, so I taught myself to just ignore it. So it's not really forgetting. But I do appreciate the reminders.

He has plenty of other uses, though. They're just not appropriate for the Oracle's public network.

[rrrrangerrick]

What do you mean something done to you

Like someone messed with you?

[rrrrangerrick]

Why would you mention that it's not appropriate if it's not appropriate. Like people are just going to ASK

[dissent]

I suppose I was "messed with", yes.

Also, I feel like my innuendo is perfectly clear and nobody has to ask anything.

[rrrrangerrick]

No yeah I got it. Loud and clear. Unfortunately.

[and hunger is a weird thing to have messed with but you know what, not gonna ask.]

[forcemageure]

We'll find out, I suppose.