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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

[jomi]

its mostly a thank you but if you know anything about 6yo girls i am ready to listen.

your a good person thank you

[forcemageure]

My advice is to be prepared to have an extra passenger at night for a little while. But I was an older brother, not a parent, and I suspect in your case the suggestion that if anyone without blood shows up she set them on fire might undermine the cause of anyone getting to sleep.

That's charitable of you. Especially based on my sense of humour.

[jomi]

wait did you have extra passengers and also suggest they light things onfire

[forcemageure]

It was slightly less exciting or dire a prospect when three-fifths of the people in the house could also extinguish them.

[jomi]

could you also fix charred blankets