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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

Comments

[sfoils]

Sorry, I attended enough formal events in my Matrix to know I can't dance.

As to your conundrum with your daughter, teach her how to 'fight' the vampires: give her a flashlight, some combat moves, whatever you think it's best. Remove the threat they pose and she won't be afraid anymore.

[jomi]

anyone can dance and if you cant then it doesnt matter because people will notice a bad dancer a lot less than they notice someone hanging out acting like theyre too good for it
youll get points for trying, everyone loves points


you want me to tell my 6yo daughter she can punch a fullgrown bloodsucking monster in the face

[sfoils]

Well, I mean, that was sort of the point. If I stood by the wall, posing aloofly, someone might take pity on me and put me out of my misery.

No, but you should show her that there's nothing to be afraid of. Or at least give her some agency so she's not afraid. That's what my parents did.

[jomi]

you would be less miserable if you danced i promise, if you dance and your still miserable you can take it up wth me personaly

are there vampires in your matrix

[sfoils]

I'm short and have no rhythm. I'll always be miserable.

In a manner of speaking. We had a lot of alien races who could do some interesting things.

[jomi]

aliens like space aliens?

i really dont undersjand that stuff. are they programs or people and if theyre people wh y dont they look like it? not expecting you to know its just weird

[sfoils]

Well, yes. But then again I was human but not from Earth, so you could've considered me an alien too.

I never thought about it that way. But I liked the variety.