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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

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[rathercommon]

Say "Happy birthday," figure out what sort of cakes they like, and find out if we've got any that's a few days old but still tasty. Obviously.

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[jomi]

exactly, because your not an asshole

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[rathercommon]

I like to think not! But apparently I'm some sort of sucker, right...

[jomi]

i didnt mean it that way

[ ... Yes he did, sorry, but he didn't mean to mean it that way, for what that's worth. ]

itll be your way after our elsson

[echopraxia]

Of course.

( she's pretty sure he did, actually, but she'll take the denial in the spirit it's presumably meant, and not object. )

I look forward. When suits you? I am good with child, if that is helpful.

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[rrrrangerrick]

Hell no I'm not going to have KIDS. What are you, nuts?

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[rrrrangerrick]

Don't answer that. I know the answer. You HAVE a kid.

[ex_spins462]

I used to.

[alsohawkeye]

Sometimes I don't know how I put up with you.

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[jomi]

yeah were all suckers i guess. especially the farmers and doctors and the operatives who go yank people free nobody pays them either

[jomi]

anytime in the mornings is good if you can do that, uusally i work late.
i bet thias would love to come. she might try to help teach you.

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[jomi]

somebody has to have kids, we cant spend forever unplugging people the machines made. dont know about you but i dont trust them to manag or gene pool responsbly.

so a guy with 12 kids is doing the work of 6 people or so, he has kids so you don't have to

[jomi]

spinning courtly stuff?

[ like the pretty blonde lady up top. ]

[jomi]

you dont put up with me, i thougt that was the point

[alsohawkeye]

It was past tense. So yeah, I guess that is the point.

I did some vampire-hunting on a mission last year, if you want I can come give Thaís some tips. Or you can just tell her I already got them for her.

[alsohawkeye]

You asked me.

[echopraxia]

I would be glad.

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[rrrrangerrick]

Okay

But one of the many many many MANY reasons I'm not spawning any kids is because I don't want to pay for them

So I'm not paying for his

And ain't nobody gonna convince me that it's my CIVIC DUTY to pay for them THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[rrrrangerrick]

And you were talking shit about me like I couldn't find it and read it

[alsohawkeye]

No, I was talking shit about you like I didn't care if you found it and read it.

[jomi]

whats past tense

[ For the record, that's a joke. ]

of course you did great captain kate

come by when you have time, shed like that.

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[jomi]

if people werent assholes you wouldnt have to pay for them

[rrrrangerrick]

WELL CONGRATULATIONS I READ IT

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[rrrrangerrick]

You ain't gonna win

There is no way I'm gonna agree that I should be pickin up the slack for some twelve kids I don't want nothing to do with

[alsohawkeye]

So you're literate, gold star for you.