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[jomi]

3 things.

1. who ever told my kid something about vampires, great, thank you, well done, you can come over tonite and get her to sleep

2. do people not dance in the matrixes or are we unplugging a lot of wall flowers? do you need lessons? im not trying to be an asshole im really asking. ill really give you lessons

3. i dont do much freelancing but if your looking to have something fixed and you have 12 kids or its laundry day you can come to me, since im not an asshole

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[jomi]

i have a lot of reasons for it like 1. not being a battery and 2. cool guys on the network telling me im funny

whats your reason for being so angry

[jomi]

not everything has to be useful

how about you teach me some of that, like a trade? so the angry guy doesn't get angrier.

[jomi]

"only a week" spoken like someone who didnt have to sleep here.

ill try but no promises, angry people tire me out

[jomi]

could you also fix charred blankets

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[cestrumnocturnum]

tell her about crosses, and daylight, and that they can't enter her room without her express, most polite permission

[alsohawkeye]

Hey, I was there! Some of the week. At least a couple days.

[ or maybe like one before she ran off to some mission or another, more likely ]

I guess I could tag in when you need a break.

[alsohawkeye]

Who, me?

[echopraxia]

If you like. I have teach it before.

[jomi]

here?

[jomi]

yeah sure you were.

looks like he's already tagged you in whoops

[jomi]

im glad you approve we could use more approval around here

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[jomi]

not sure daylight will help that much here but ill try the other things. what about crosses exactly? and is the permission thing part of it for real? it doesnt sound true and shes smart

[alsohawkeye]

This again, really?

he has no respect for proper tag team procedures

[jomi]

you brought it up!

maybe theres no tag teaming where hes from, maybe weshould explain how it works

[alsohawkeye]

So what, you thought that was my way of suggesting you should turn it into an argument?

He definitely seems like the type who would appreciate a lesson.

[jomi]

what should i have said insted

we could illustrat it

[alsohawkeye]

'yeah' or 'true' or nothing? anything that isn't passive aggressive sarcasm?

I hope he likes stick figures

[jomi]

that would make me a liar

[ stick figures are probable, yes, but can wait. ]

[alsohawkeye]

No, saying I was never around makes you a liar.

[jomi]

not that week

but its ok that you werent i know you had stuff to do

[alsohawkeye]

If it were ok you wouldn't still be sniping at me about it a year later

[jomi]

im not sniping im maintaning an accurate historical record

[alsohawkeye]

yeah you're a regular public servant. future generations will write dissertations about your introduction of sarcasm to historical scholarship

[jomi]

or when they wrtie about the great captain kate theyll know what she sarcificed

[alsohawkeye]

You couldn't just say congratulations, you have to be a jerk about it