filtered to the crew of the atalanta

[alsohawkeye]

[ She may reply in text later but this at least starts off video because an introduction is of limited use if you wouldn't recognize the person making it if you passed them in the hall. Kate is leaned against a railing down at the dock, image carefully framed so she's visible from the shoulders up but off center, the better to show the bulk of a ship behind her. She smiles, polite but warm, a trace of genuine excitement in it she's not bothering to hide. ]

Hello! Some of us have met before but if not, I'm Kate Bishop and behind me you see the warship Atalanta. I'm now its captain and you're getting this message because you are its crew. Welcome.



I thought I'd introduce myself, then if you can each do the same we can all get a head start on getting to know each other and talk about what's next. I'm attaching the crew list in text and am going to stop filming because it's loud as hell down here, I just wanted to give you a glimpse. [ she pauses, and her smile ticks crooked and wider ] Of the ship. I look forward to meeting in person and working together soon.

[ The feed ends and a text comes next, as promised. ]

CAPTAIN: Kate Bishop
FIRST OFFICER: Deucalion
OPERATOR: Milagros Gallo
PILOT: Garrett Hawke (Trainee Capacity)
OPERATIVE: Fenris
OPERATIVE: Emily Finch

To those of you who don't know me, I've been with the ZDG for about five years now. I served most recently on the Durga during the post-crash mission, and before that on the Erebus, where I specialized in in-Matrix recon and combat. I've also done some weapons work and a little piloting, and when I'm not on mission I work as a trainer. If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

[ wow says who ]

Got it.

I ask about your preferences because we're not at capacity. I obviously can't guarantee anything but I can be on the lookout for an additional operator if you would ideally like the flexibility to work in-Matrix as well.

[milagros]

Curse of skimreading. ( it's definitely that she missed the question and not that her player forgot to answer it. let's go with that. ) No, I haven't got any interest in working in the matrix.

If it becomes necessary, I won't mutiny to avoid it.

( see, she does have a sense of humour, it's just drier than an eighty year old nun. )

[alsohawkeye]

[ kate is not entirely sure if she's kidding but is going to hope so (kind of?) and respond accordingly. ]

Not a problem, and that's good to know. I should add that as a standard question for everyone on the crew. 'What is the worst job I can give you that you will still not mutiny to avoid?'

[milagros]

( it'd be planting false hope to suggest that it's easier to tell when she's kidding in person. it's usually not. )

Everyone loves those getting to know you surveys, after all.

( at which point it can at least be surmised the matrix she was unplugged from was fairly modern. )

[alsohawkeye]

How long a survey can I assign before you mutiny?

[milagros]

On a scale of "not at all satisfied", "slightly unsatisfied", "satisfied", "very satisfied", "extremely satisfied", I would be not filling that out.

[alsohawkeye]

But then you'll never find out what kind of animal you are or what your romantic style is.

[milagros]

The suspense will kill me.

[alsohawkeye]

It will kill us all. For the good of the ship please answer the following questions:

My ideal first date is:
a) a long walk on the beach-like desert of the real world
b) picnicking in fields of computer-generated wild flowers
c) truce day style rave
d) home-cooked protein soup meal

If I didn't work for ZDG I would be:
a) unemployed
b) a professional juggler
c) council's aide
d) hair-stylist

My favorite article of clothing is:
a) my grey sweater
b) my greyer sweater
c) my greyest shirt
d) my boots

[milagros]

These are very intimate inquiries. Would it be easier to just show you my breasts?

[alsohawkeye]

I guess we've now cleared up the 'romantic style' question but there's still the matter of what kind of animal you are.

[milagros]

I'll settle for nothing extinct.

[alsohawkeye]

Okay, marking down 'cockroach'.

[milagros]

If you can't beat 'em.

[alsohawkeye]

I have personally beaten many a cockroach in my time. I even shot one once.

[milagros]

Have you ever engineered the extinction of the cockroach species?

[alsohawkeye]

Sadly, no.

[milagros]

Can't beat em all.