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[ex_spins462]

A little fun for the unplugged among us. Name one thing from your Matrix and other people can say if they heard of it in theirs. Maybe find a little common ground.

I'll start: New York City.

Comments

[servomotor]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD

I DON'T MIND

ALSO I MEAN TABLOIDS ARE THE TIP OF THE BERG RE: SCHADENFREUDE IN THE LIFE OF ME

OR YOU





SCHADENFREUDE IS ANOTHER ONE.

[hacker]

Ok fair. Presumptuous but totally fair.
Another what?

[servomotor]

GROUND COMMON ACROSS MATRIXES.

I COULD WAX POETIC ABOUT HOW SCHADENFREUDE IS FUNDAMENTALLY INHERENT TO THE MATRIX-REAL SCHISM BUT I GUESS I DON'T KNOW IF ROBOTS FEEL HAPPY.

[hacker]

Do you classify smug satisfaction as happy because I've gone a few rounds with a roomba or two in my lifetime and I'm telling you they spare no expense with the sass.

[servomotor]

A ROOMBA

YOU DON'T KNOW SASS UNTIL IT'S PROGRAMMED WITH A BRITISH ACCENT AND SARCASM



BUT A ROOMBA

YOURS WAS A LIFE OF DECADENCE AND WASTE WASN'T IT

[hacker]

We can't all fly back from a day of superheroics to our mansions in Malibu ok

[servomotor]

BETTER THAN OK.

ALTHOUGH WHILE WE'RE CASUALLY TALKING, DO YOU KNOW THIS DISREPUTABLE YOUNG WOMAN?

[hacker]

She was part of the team that extracted me. Knows SHIELD, Fury, etc. too. I think her Matrix was pretty similar to ours.

[servomotor]

OH OK. COOL.

[Chill restored, if there were any problems with Tony Spark's chill before.]