A little fun for the unplugged among us. Name one thing from your Matrix and other people can say if they heard of it in theirs. Maybe find a little common ground.
My code prison was timestamped 2014 when I was freed from the hellish machine construct known as New Year's Day, heroically saved from the cruel torture of a hangover.
And the face melting was more of an Indiana Jones thing than a Sunday School thing. If it'd been a Sunday School thing, I probably would've paid more attention.
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The Ark of the Covenant
Gilligan's Island
Alyssa Milano
[ One of these things is not like the other. ]
You from NYC?
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[ Wait is that creepy. Pull it back, man. ]
So what's the story with you guys?
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I only help you out sometimes.
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b) you're obviously a certified badass anyway. Congratulations.
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So how about you?
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random icon blesses us this day
random icon wants me to see peter's abs
so thoughtful
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1/2
What year are you from anyway
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fingers slipped
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Although obvious sarcasm aside, I'd probably take a hangover over waking up in people juice.
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(We had Gilligan's Island.)
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and you have my deepest condolences.
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Ok, look, not everything can be Masterpiece Theater.
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And the face melting was more of an Indiana Jones thing than a Sunday School thing. If it'd been a Sunday School thing, I probably would've paid more attention.
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You can't just describe Indiana Jones. Maybe we can get some matrix time with him, sometime. Under the radar.
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