operatives wanted

[alsohawkeye]

Seeking operatives for short-term employment on the Atalanta starting immediately. Unplugged required, matrix experience preferred. Contract would be for duration of a single mission. Maximum time out of Zion: 1 week. Apply by responding to this post.

Comments

[alsohawkeye]

Some kind of glitch in this matrix that's making its reality unstable. We don't know what exactly it's doing yet.

[dissent]

From those requirements, I take it you want someone to actually go into the Matrix.

[alsohawkeye]

Yes, it's an in-matrix recon job.

[alsohawkeye]

What do you do for him?

[dissent]

Fantastic. I'll pass, then, but if you ever do a run and need a medic or an extra deckhand, I'm usually available.

[alsohawkeye]

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Anders, right?

[rrrrangerrick]

Now I'm REALLY surprised you don't have more takers, that sounds SO GREAT

[dissent]

Yes. And you're Captain Hawkeye. Does that ever get confusing?

[alsohawkeye]

I mostly go by Kate, so no, not really.

[alsohawkeye]

What the hell do you want? It's a recon mission for a reason.

[hacker]

Basic programming. As it turns out, Iron Man does not in fact do all of his own stunts.

[alsohawkeye]

Whaaaaaat? Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't real.

[hacker]

Never say never when you've got like a bajillion fake worlds out there.

[dissent]

That probably does avoid a mix-up. Though you could always just rename Hawke, he won't mind.

[echopraxia]

Not currently looking for operative work but have done it before, a tour on the Nidhoggr. If you get no one else.

[forcemageure]

Not as long as it's interesting, anyway.

[ this is nonsense. ]

[forcemageure]

Ooh, can we take the shouty one? He seems like he'd be such fun for long stretches where we're all on top of each other.

[ He ...means Rocket. ]

[rrrrangerrick]

Maybe start with what DO you know that the glitch is doing. How is it making reality unstable. Like is it a glitch that keeps exploding a star, is it a glitch that eats operatives, is it a glitch that makes a hole so people trip and fall

[rrrrangerrick]

It'd be great if it was the last one

[alsohawkeye]

[ It would be difficult for Kate to roll her eyes much harder. ]

All we know until we go check it out is that there have been reports of hauntings.

[alsohawkeye]

That does sound like it would take a while. Harvest anything good lately? You know I'm always more forthcoming with produce.

[alsohawkeye]

New goal: find the North Pole matrix.

[alsohawkeye]

Good to know. Any suggestions?

[alsohawkeye]

Did you quit or get fired?

[alsohawkeye]

If I do he's sitting up front with you.